DIMOT DOMOT DIMIT DEMIT

Why does everybody love Dimot? I do not understand. Dimot's original name is D.M, an abbreviation for some medicinal plant Mama Boss was working on. The name got expanded to Dimot, but you can fit in any vowel in between to make it work. Mama Boss calls Dimot Da Iman. Shima calls Dimot Dim Dim. I'm so jealous. Two repeating syllables is my trademark. Get a life Dimot. You can't have all the names in the universe.

Dimot didn't arrive at the house by himself. Big Boss picked Dimot and his brother, K5, up in a stinky gutter by Shell. People usually dump cats at Shell because it is right by the pasar malam and satay samuri. Dimot and K5 were lucky because Big Boss don't usually do favours. Thanks to my royal cuteness Big Boss now can't see cats without picking them up and telling Jah and Ocu to take care of them.

The origins of Dimot's and K5's names.

By the way, K5 is not an M16 5.56 mm caliber shooting rifle. DM and K5 are the combination of medicine Mama Boss gives her diabetic patients. So people are always coming to the house asking for DM & K5. It's so annoying. Mama Boss should name one of her medicines KOKO. Koko will definitely make people feel better.

But bad news first, K5 died soon after we got him. I want to blame Ocu for mixing the milk wrong but lets leave the past in the past. (*Ocu is guilty*). K5 was buried in the backyard by the Pinang tree. May K5 rest in peace. Although K5 didn't say or move much, he was a good citizen.

K5 with an M16 rifle (2009). Just before he died.

Since this piece of old news still causes me pain, I will stop now and take a nap.