Hello I am KOKO

Hello, my name is Koko. I am 9 years old. I have a birth certificate to prove it. Well, the birth cert is somewhere in Jah's pile of boxes, but I'm sure I can dig it out. I come from a long line of persion queens, and my real name is actually Madeline, but my new owners had some sense to rename me Koko and now I'm feeling like a japanese popstar.

I live in Bangi, its hot here. But I ran away once and it was hot there also, so I came back. I don't run away anymore, it pisses shima off when she has to come and collect me in the middle of the night from some pub downtown, but that's another story. Besides, my nametag has fallen off and hasn't been replaced so if I ran away again I'll probably end up as roadkill or burned and thrown in that morib river like some poor woman called Sosi everybody at home is talking about. Urghh..

My official owner is Shima, she's the one who cooks but KFC rocks more. Then there's Jah, she's the one who just got married recently so she's not acting all crazy about me like she used to.

I am black and white, so if you wanna be my baby it ain't matter if you're black or white, I just don't do grays. For the record, it was Michael Jackson who said that, but its too late anyway, he's dead, I'm neutered, and so should all cats be, which is why I'm anti-Pe'ah!

more on Peáh later..