Winkie the evil nice guy

I love cornering squirrels into the toilet and watch them commit suicide by jumping into the toilet bowl but let me tell you, Winkie is even worst. Winkie is like the cat version of dracula....he kills kind daddy birds and sweet mummy birds and cute baby birds, bites their heads off and then leaves the remaining bodyparts on the mat by the front door as an offering for Mama Boss. See, this is what happens when you mix siamese and persian together: a monster.

But I like Winkie, in the mornings he would sit by the window in the back room and stare at the hummingbirds that peck at their own reflection in the glass and I can just feel Winkie's imagination go wild at the idea of killing them. According to Shima, Winkie may have some damage in his pre-frontal cortex or perhaps a shrunken amygdala due to the apparent lack of empathy he feels for other creatures (too technical for ya? me too). Winkie should try killing squirrels for a change; they are easier to catch cause they don't fly. [We could have been best friends Winkie. You could have been the brother I never had....*long sigh*. ]

[This is how it should be. But nooooooo....you had to go and complicate things]

Winkie was just a baby when he arrived. He was a gift of true love from Izzat to Jah, so Winkie is obligated to live forever. The pressure is probably too much for Winkie. Perhaps thats why Winkie doesn't hang out with me and Comu much. He kicks Dimot around then goes adventuring down the next two streets, possibily looking for kill (or his shrink). I'm telling ya, the guy is a monster.

I don't have any pictures of Winkie. Shima's camera is with her RO. I can post a semi-look alike of Winkie though. Actually, this guy looks 80% kinder.

Winkie's evil twin. Currently residing in Sing Sing.